Hitting the Road with Will Wood

ONEYEARWARMUSIC – Hey there, friend! I’ve gotta say – Will Wood and the Tapeworms have been an absolute game-changer in my playlists lately. Their album “The First Step” is like a lyrical roadmap, taking us on a wild journey through the highs and lows of life, love, and everything in between.

Lyrics

You could say I'm plastered, 'cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21, in the college crawl
I been a boozin' bastard, they're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, I can't touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Never mind, I'm drunk

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just a-drink that too!
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too!

Well, I'm the reason they call it an "Irish Goodbye"
And I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter'd be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself, sorry if I slur
Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I'll kill two birds with one stoner
So if you see me, please take my keys, I don't wanna be an organ donor

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just a-drink that too!
Glass half full, I'd probably just a-drink that too!

I'm going down and I'm taking you with me, yeah
I'm bringing the water to the horse
So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me, yeah
So I can clone it and have a little more, haha

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
Even when I'm empty, half-full
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just, aaugh! (Glass half full, I'd probably just a-drink that too!)
I'd probably just drink that too

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
You take one down, pass it around
[?] bottles of beer on the wall
[?] bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer
You take one down, pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall! ([?])

The Tapeworms’ Twisted Tales

Right off the bat, the opening track “The Jenner Argument” grabs you by the collar with its avant-garde storytelling and satirical undertones. Wood’s narrative prowess is on full display as he weaves a tale of social media’s darker side, complete with catchy hooks and tongue-in-cheek commentary.

From there, we’re whisked away to a world of cosmic contemplation with “The Exorcist’s Instructions.” The lyrics delve into existential themes with a healthy dose of absurdist humor, leaving you pondering the mysteries of the universe while tapping your foot to the infectious beat.

But Wait, There’s More!

The album is a veritable smorgasbord of genres and moods, ranging from the jazz-infused grooves of “Memento Mori” to the electro-pop banger “Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq.” Each track offers a unique listening experience, keeping you on your toes and craving more.

Track Name	Genre Blend	Lyrical Highlights
The Jenner Argument	Avant-Pop, Satire	“I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star”
The Exorcist’s Instructions	Psychedelic Rock, Existentialism	“I’m not trying to be a genius, I’m trying to be a magnet”
Memento Mori	Jazz, Mortality Musings	“We’re all gonna die, we’re all gonna die”
Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq.	Electro-Pop, Quirky Humor	“I’ll be your thermodynamic lawyer, Esquire”

The Tapeworms’ Twisted Allure

What really sets Will Wood and the Tapeworms apart, though, is their fearless exploration of the human condition. From mental health struggles and societal critique to self-discovery and personal growth, their lyrics cut to the core with raw honesty and biting wit.

It’s this unique perspective that keeps me coming back for more, drinking in every metaphor and double entendre like a thirsty traveler in the desert. Wood’s storytelling prowess is truly unmatched, painting vivid pictures with his words that linger long after the final notes have faded.

The Tapeworms’ Lasting Impact

As I continue on my musical journey, “The First Step” has become a trusted companion, a lyrical lighthouse guiding me through the highs and lows of life on the road. Whether I’m cruising down an open highway or exploring a new city, Will Wood and the Tapeworms are there, their eclectic soundscapes and thought-provoking lyrics keeping me company every step of the way.

So, if you’re looking for a sonic adventure that will challenge your perspectives and leave you humming for days, do yourself a favor and give “The First Step” a spin. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed – and who knows, maybe we’ll cross paths on the road someday, swapping stories and singing along to our favorite Tapeworms tunes.

Keep on rocking, friend!